February 2012
I’m too tired to watch porn THIS IS MY LIFE THESE ARE MY PROBLEMS GOODNIGHT
Seeing too many firstworldproblems posts on your dash.
#firstworldproblems
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And the Academy Award for PERFECTION IN HUMAN FORM goes to Meryl Streep.
Tattooing ”cum slut” across my forehead y/n?
dadfather:
dougies my way through community college
“butts aren’t that great….”
– people with no butt (via abusivemom)
Anonymous asked: when has angelina every raised her hand saying she's hotter than everyone else??????
Anonymous asked: you don't even KNOW angelina jolie, shut the fuck up.
Boy: Im bisexual
Me: You're half way there
TITANIC 3D her hand is going to come right at me when she smacks the car window
nuggits2:
googles at home nose jobs
hitthathighnotewhitney asked: DO I HAVE TO GO GAY FOR YOU TO FOLLOW ME?!
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If you’re a girl I’m not following back because your nudes don’t interest me.
neneleakesweave:
i reblog everyone’s text posts
same
Me and Nick went to Taco Bell last night at like 3am and spent almost $20. GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SPEND $20 AT TACO BELL?
Octavia is such a pretty name. Girl trust.
Anonymous asked: the tool look makes my dick hard. js
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Anonymous asked: is unfreshing your boyfriend?
Anonymous asked: Where is jawja?
therealmulan:
if ur not a cute boy please don’t make a cute boy ur icon thanks
Anonymous asked: pic of your bf?
Fellatio- I’d like one.
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My dad says we can’t rent out our condo in Florida because “colored people may use it.”
Anonymous asked: Can I pee on your face?
unfreshing:
some of you have full permission to pee on me
Spending the night with my boyfriend tonight and I’m really excited and we’ve been together for 8 months and today is our MANNIVERSARY. <3
Anonymous asked: how do you keep your ass from being cold in the winter?
Anonymous asked: why do you delete your questions on your blog after you've answered them
Anonymous asked: you look like you used to be fat and its annoying and a stain on the gay community
“I’m not like other gay guys I’m masc” translates to “My clothes don’t match and I’m fatter than all of you.”
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Watchjehovahswetness:
pu$$y pu$$y pu$$y
remember when I was tan and BEAUTIFUL
